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Alexa panic mode12/6/2023 Me, whispering: turn off the lights WOULD YOU LIKE TO ENABLE WHISPER MODE. ALEXA, STOP!! Storms over to echo, pushes button still doesn't turn off SPAMS BUTTON Continues beeping RIPS PLUG THE HELL OUT OF THE ECHO (Then come back home later in the day screaming at the echo, wondering why it isn't responding)Īlexa, dim lights to 50% dims lights to 15% Alexa, dim lights to 15% dims to 50%, searing my eyesĪlexa, make uplight 1 blue "Sorry, there's multiple devices named that (THERE ISN'T) what one would you like?" UPLIGHT ONE "Ba-Ding!" works BUT EVERY DAMN TIME IT ASKS!Īlexa, make lights (color) changes to concentrate or some other god-awful bright-ass light recipe, searing my eyes ALEEEEEEXA! ring lights up TURN OFF THE FUCKING LIGHTS!!! "Sorry, I couldn't find a device named F****** lights" chucks whatever is in my hand at the echoĪlarm goes off in the morning Alexa, stop. Amazon recently bestowed Alexa-enabled devices with the ability to make follow up requests without needing to repeat the wake word. Open the alarm settings and make sure that your alarm is set for the correct time and the correct day. Attention all humans the planet’s best and only company is now seeking a safety inspector intern to crisis-proof all corporate properties Use contraptions to create evacuation routes that ensure the survival of Pamperümpel Industries’ valued employees. The panic button on the remote transmitter. Alexa, release the Velociraptors Round Magnets Assortment - Slightly Rude. The security system alarm indicator goes off at the same time. 1 month of the year: I won't tell you shit about your packages because fuck you, and yes I'll go on a long speech about it every time.Īlexa, turn off the lights. Home > Assortments > Round Magnet Assortments > Panic Mode. (To get rid of the yellow rings) 11 months of the year: Goes on a 6 hour tangent about all my packages. Takes 5 hours of loading lights turn off "THE HUB YOUR LIGHTS ARE CONNECTED TO ISN'T RESPONDING"Īlexa, read notifications.
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